الوسم: Laugh

A man was searching the dictionary for the word (Dictionary) he
found this meaning
Dictionary is the thing which you are holding ,Stupid
So he searched for the Word (Stupid) he found : is that you again

A six year old comes crying to his mother because his little sister
pulled his hair
"Don’t be angry," the mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t
realize that pulling hair hurts"
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to
investigate
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says
"Now she knows"

These three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow"
The second one says: "Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet"
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"

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