Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation. One of them kept complaining of
family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have
family problems? Listen to my situation, A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up
daughter and we got married.
"Later my father married my stepdaughter. That
made
my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became
my stepson. Also, my wife became mother- in-law of
her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a
son. This boy was my half-brother because he was
my
father’s son, but he was also the son of my wife’s
daughter which made him my wife’s grand-son. That
made me the grand-father of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is
also the grandmother. "This makes my father the
brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
father’s wife, I’m my stepmother’s brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child’s
aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I’m My own
grandfather! And you think you have family
problems!"